Fear not, the poularde is not dead. Instead, he has taken it upon himself to study copious amounts of information for the past few weeks. He shall return, an enlightened man, ready to tell the tales and adventures he's been up to.
These may or may not include:
1. Excessive Drinking
2. Excessive Eating
3. Criticism (Life/Food)
4. Spending Money
5. [Not] Making Money
Though each of these may seem mundane, if not strikingly similar to your own lifestyle, my apologies. However, if you wish to be updated with poularde's drinking adventures, habits and ratings - your wait will end soon.
In the meantime, do what the poularde does best, and treat yourself to a good meal.
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